That is a seriously cool thing...and it's also completely useless. Unless you're into the hang out and stroke your bros at the range because you've always been a tool and this is the "manly" thing to do when you're wife tosses you the minivan keys.
It's like having a 2' d___. Every guy would think it's the greatest thing, but in reality it would be cumbersome and basically useless for actually satisfying the other party.
Too much? I'm in a twisted mood this morning
