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Model Citizen
Join Date: May 2007
Location: The Voodoo Lounge
Posts: 19,491
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"She's smart, she's pretty, she's got huge ...... tracts of land!"
"And then...the oral sex!"
"Yeah, but he's got a mean streak a mile wide!"
"You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with ... A herring!"
"Look, strange women lying on their backs in ponds handing out
swords ... that's no basis for a system of government."
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"I would be a tone-deaf heathen if I didn't call the engine astounding. If it had been invented solely to make noise, there would be shrines to it in Rome"
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