Please read with a upper crust accent in mind, "Locust Valley Lockjaw" if you will.
My wife and I head out Saturday to go kayak on the Potomac. All is well, Jeeves has settled the morning dishes and the day proceeds apace. All looks well, verdant on our stroll to the awaiting shells. There was a bit of a storm last eve, but all is right...
But, what is this. Dammit all, the ramp has gone missing! Jeeves!!!
My word.
Back to our regularly scheduled accent.
We get in the kayaks and it takes us about 15 minutes to find the missing parts of the ramp. We towed the remains ashore an tie it up on the beach. The next steps are to safely get it over the seawall. The white chair has been thee all summer, sunk, reminding me of the "Planet of the Apes".
First world problem but I thought I'd share. Best to all. Nice diversion on a slow Tuesday.