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A Texan walked into a barbershop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine."
The barber, using a straight razor, began to lather his face, while a woman with the most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen, knelt down and began to shine his shoes.
The Texan said, "Young lady, you and I should go and spend some time in a hotel room."
She replied, "I'm married and my husband wouldn't like that."
The Texan said, "Tell him you're working overtime and I'll pay you the difference."
She said, "You tell him, he is the one shaving you.”
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Glen
49 Year member of the Porsche Club of America
1985 911 Carrera; 2017 Macan
1986 El Camino with Fuel Injected 350 Crate Engine
My Motto: I will never be too old to have a happy childhood!
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