"......but personally I hate cash - money is filthy and germ-ridden, massively inconvenient and a risk to carry around."
I must have had a few million go through my hands after 30 years in the pawn shop; I show no visible ill effects
Once a week I get a call from a vendor wanting to set me up with a credit card terminal, for every reason they say to take cards I come up with two to stay with cash.
Jim