[stomachmonkey]

Been trapping skunks and running out of places to dispose of the critters.

I used to put them in a dumpster by the community pool but got busted and received a very stern nasty letter for the HOA.

I'd been storing last weeks catch, about 5 of them in an old Sears rooftop cargo carrier we had by the driveway.

So we have a garage sale over the weekend and I notice some guy checking it out.

We start talking an he's obviously interested but wants to see inside.

Hmmm, so I go in the house and grab the keys for an old file cabinet I had and bring them back out.

Of course they don't work which was my plan.

I tell the guy screw it he can have it for free, I just want it gone.

Sucker.