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Location: Oklahoma
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HOW OLD GUYS PICK UP WOMEN:

I am getting on in years and not the best looking guy anymore.

Some would even say I'm a little frayed around the edges....

But, I have a nice car, a little money, and I spend most of my time casually traveling from place to place and enjoying life. I met a nice looking girl in a park the other evening…
There was an instant spark between us.

All of a sudden, she did this cute little dance, then immediately dropped to her knees and lay on the grass at my feet. As we lay there making love, I thought .....

"Wow, these Taser guns are really worth the money!!"
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49 Year member of the Porsche Club of America
1985 911 Carrera; 2017 Macan
1986 El Camino with Fuel Injected 350 Crate Engine
My Motto: I will never be too old to have a happy childhood!
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