Like everyone with email I get lots of spam. The spam filters do a decent job but on occasions a legit email gets marked as spam. That is the only reason I ever check my spam box before I flush it.
I had several grins on the latest crop of spam.
So even if these were legit offers:
New windows, Nope I have high quality windows already.
Not applicable
I don't do holistic anything. I prefer medical science.
I avoid Target and Wal Mart. Not gonna go there.
I have a full beard.
My skin started to age the day I was born and it is still holding everything inside OK.
I have a Annin brand top quality USA flag. I don't need any others.
We don't need the hassle of Federal contracting. Too much paperwork needed.
Yea right
I take showers. I have not had a bath in several decades.
I don't do dope.
I ain't gonna use Bloomberg
I prefer good pizza, free bad pizza is not something I care about.
My money is already smart enough
No trucking for me.
I am too lazy to learn another language
Dr Oz, really. Yea not gonna happen. Someone named after a fake wizzard?
My credit is dang near perfect.
Not likely.
I have great insurance
My windows are still fine.
I have a keyboard for my iPad
We have a FedEx account. BTDT.
My opthamologist said I have the vision everyone my age would love to have. Just a slight astigmatism. I am very lucky in that.
I had 116 spam messages. It was just another chore to flush them all.
I wish there was a way to find all the spammers and put them a bad prison so they get raped every day until they died.
There. I feel better.
