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Mine brought me a whole squirrel once. I chopped the tail and nailed it to the garage wall.
A few days later, he brought another gift - just the hind quarters of a squirrel. Chop the tail again, hang it on the wall.
The next week, he brings me just the tail, and from then on, that was the only "gift" he'd bring back home.
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“IN MY EXPERIENCE, SUSAN, WITHIN THEIR HEADS TOO MANY HUMANS SPEND A LOT OF TIME IN THE MIDDLE OF WARS THAT HAPPENED CENTURIES AGO.”
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