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Let us turn to the wisdom of Lenny Bruce:
“Every guy is the same—you can idolize your wife, just be crazy about her, be on the way home from work, have a head-on collision with a Greyhound bus, in a disaster area. Forty people laying dead on the highway—not even in the hospital, in the ambulance on the way to the hospital—the guy makes a play for the nurse.”
FEMALE: “How could you do that thing at a time like that?”
MALE: “I got horny.”
“What?”
“I got hot”
“How could you be hot when your foot was cut off? People all around you are dead and bleeding to death!”
“I dunno”
“He’s an animal! He got hot with his foot cut off!”
“I guess I’m an animal. I dunno.”
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