[dafischer]

Late in the night he regained consciousness.

He found himself in agonizing pain in the hospital's ICU, with tubes up his nose, wires monitoring every function and a gorgeous nurse hovering over him. He realized he'd obviously been in a serious accident.


She gave him a deep look straight into the eyes, and he heard her slowly say, "You may not feel anything from the waist down."


Somehow he managed to mumble in reply, "Can I feel your tits, then?"