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Explain that with your insurance billing, she can hire an illegal maid to clean 100 bathrooms.
Explain that any and all future bladder problems can be litigiously attributed to the actions of herself.
Explain that a comparison of your relative wage differences leads you to believe you are of earthworm status compared to her quasi-deity status.
Explain you would probably be a really big earthworm though.
Explain this all while the stain on your pants runs down a leg.
Counter-bill for ruined custom designer clothing and mental anguish.
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