[jhugh]

Vandalism really lights my fuse. In my last rental I had neighbors with whom we shared a carport and who kept keying our Audi and my Ducati. I could never catch them doing it, but the way they'd smirk when accused confirmed it unequivocably. They had me in a total froth. Most of all, I wanted to carve satanic symbols into the hoods of their cars and then kill them all with a samurai sword. I decided at a certain point (I guess when we closed on our first home 20 miles away) that revenge or even comeuppance was impossible to effect without screwing myself. That's uncharacteristically Christian of me, but nowadays I'm alive, healthy and have still never seen the inside of a jail... maybe that's the best revenge I can expect.