I know, scary premise.
Anyway, I get all kinds of crap from vendors wanting me to tout their products, but DeWalt really outdid them all. They sent me this tiny, but heavy duty, plastic tool case with magnets in the top, about 6" long.
It had a thumb drive inside with a slide show of all their new tools.
What am I going to do with a tiny plastic tool case with magnets on top? Inspired by Holoway, I am now carrying my own toothpick wherever I go.
When I walk into a restaurant I will demand a table with enough space for my tiny plastic tool case with magnets on top. "My good man, I require a table large enough for my plate as well as my little tiny tool case with magnets on top, for that is where I carry my toothpick. Oh, and tell that asswipe at the next table to please get that moldy old coaster out of the dining room."