[RKDinOKC]

Haven't had to hit anyone since college. Couple of guys were picking on me when I was real drunk at Eskimo Joe's. After taking several hits and telling them they were stupid I cold cocked the biggest one and he was out for the time it took me to go buy a pitcher of beer and pour it on him. They left the bar. That week a guy came into the restaurant I was working at and told me he was these guys Karate instructor and heard I knocked out his best student. He asked if I wanted to come be a part of his class and fight him in a match. Said First, I did want to be a part of any class that the star pupil goes around picking a fight with the obviously drunkest person in the bar. And secondly I didn't think he was much of a teacher if the drunkest person in the bar knocked him the fuk out in only one hit. This teacher dude told me he could beat me up. Told him he touched me he better kill me because I only fight for self defense and since he was a karate instructor if I survived I would be in fear of my life and have to hunt him down and kill him. Never saw those guys in a bar again.

In HS me and 4 friends used to get drunk, put on boxing gloves and brawl until someone got mad. Then the others would stop it. I say "brawl" because it was way more than just boxing. One guy was really into Karate.

Remember this one time we were doing our drunken master training and this dude pulled up and jumped out wearing a gi with a black belt. He stated his name and that he was a black belt from some school and he was going to beat the crap out of Ben. Ben, the Karate guy in our group was standing by the open car trunk that had the ice chest of beer in it. He pulled out the the tire iron from the trunk sounded just like the guy in the Gi when he said, "My name is Ben, this is a tire tool from a Dodge Charger, and I don't think so." The challenger immediately said "beats me", got in his car and drove off. We about died laughing. Found out later our guy had taken his girl out on a date and the guy in the Gi was trying to scare him off.

Made that Pince's Bride quote "My Name is Indigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die" even more funny when I saw the movie later.