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Originally Posted by widebody911
When I left for the office @ 4:30am the tree was still there. I passed on some tidbits of advice to the lady on the other side. She took him to HD yesterday to get a new cable, and his plan is to climb up there and cut off some of the limbs.
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Yeah - that's a good solution...
I wonder what he's going to tie the cable to -- did anyone else get the blurb widebody said about a
rope already tied around his chimney?
There are so many ending scenarios to this situation -- and most of them are NOT pleasant. We can sell this story to Hollywood, where they work in a "Groundhog Day" time loop and widebody's neighbor gets to work through all of the scenarios until he finds the right one. Working title: "Groundhog Day 2 - Puxatony Phill's Revenge." Chris Elliot can play widebody's idiot neighbor, with Bill Murray and Andie McDowell starring as Mr. and Mrs. Widebody.
Hey - if the Kardashians and Honey Boo Boo are what the average American watches, this can work!!
-Z