My GF is a bit religious but I still said it.
I said I feel sorry for Jesus Christ. Did you know he was born on Christmas day?
All the other kids at his school got gifts on Christmas day AND their birthday.
But his parents were so f***ing mean the only got him one present, and that was on Christmas day, and they told him it was his birthday present combined.
And here is me. Being REALLY funny, and she doesn't appreciate it. Huh, some people
