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Originally Posted by Rick V
The only thing you have to worry about in the summer in Az is making sure the barrel doesn't get too hot and start throwing off the accuracy
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It's so hot in Arizona that...
the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
the potatoes cook underground, and all you have to do to have lunch is to pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.
farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
the cows are giving evaporated milk.
the trees are whistling for the dogs.
you no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water.
you can say 113 degrees without fainting.