Re: "In God we trust...all others pay cash!"
Funny story...a friend's father had his fishing boat up for sale a number of years ago and one day a local priest came over to look at the boat as he was interested in buying it. He made an offer of (not sure the exact amount) $2000.00. The seller agreed to the offer so long as it was a cash offer. The priest said "Well I'm a priest so I would like to write you a cheque if you don't mind?" The seller replied "Well if you're a priest then I'll definitely insist on it being cash!" My friend, who was there to help out his father, just cracked up!

The priest was dumbfounded! Needless to say he returned the next day with cash in hand!