[vash]

Finally home after a long vacation. Super fun! But there is nothing better than dropping your luggage and getting home.

One night! I'm 80% over my jet lag. Fell asleep at 8 pm woke up at 4am. The widest awake ever in my life. It was the perfect storm of codeine cough meds, my mattress set, my pillows, and my big ass down comforter. I was out! My wife is done. Wide awake the entire time.

It's official. The airlines is the worst part of any vacation. I need to figure out how to afford business class. I don't care how smoking hot the flight attendants are, I hate being on that plane. There is an entire class of traveler I hope I never see again, but that is wishful thinking. They are flush with money, and want to see the world. I had one guy get up, face me, and dust the food crumbs (and probably the boogers I had the pleasure of watching him go deep for) right on me and my food. My WTF look bounced harmlessly off of him and hit a flight attendant that got me a fresh plate. Haha. Whatever. I'm still happy as heck. Spent a great 23 days with my wife hopelessly lost.

Even just seeing my toilet, it was "thunder cats GO!" I love being home! Opened my fridge and a moth flew out. I have beer and peligrino water. Oh. And the litter box? Wow. Just wow. And my cat is the best dog we have. She never left my side the second I came thru the door. She let out some cat wail when she saw me. My dog? He almost peed on my duffle.

What did I miss?