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...I wish I could have captured it for YouTube glory: I was waiting in the airport and there was a young couple with a couple of screaming, travel-tired kids. Mom and Dad are having a serious discussion about whether they should get the cold weather package on their SUV. Actually that's just conjecture - I had no idea what they were talking about, but they apparently didn't want to engage the oldest brat who kept screaming "mmmoooommmyyy!" over and over in every octave been the humpback mating call and something only dogs could hear. Without even glancing over at her little phvcktrophy, Mom just hands over her phone, thinking this would quell the little hellion. Nope; with the grace of an Olympic discuss thrower, the little snotfactory spun around and chucked that phone across the terminal.

The Oscar for Best Supporting Role goes to moi for pretending not to notice and holding in my spleen at the same time.