Thanks for all the comments. Much appreciated.
The consensus, seemingly: I should return it.
Does being 60 years old make it worse? Or somehat mildly excusable?
If I keep it, should I get an ear ring? If so, which ear? That part always confuses me.
I am hetro, (not that I have a problem with anyone being otherwise) my wife bought it for me.
I have to say, the colour contrasts nicely with the roof of my gp white 964.
