[Hawkeye's-911T]

A wise person once said:

1. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize that the
best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.

2.Having a cold drink on a hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a hot
friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS.

3. Breaking News: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine
was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband.

4. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Molson, Heineken,
Carlsberg, & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but will grab
whatever is available.

AND ………

5. I haven't verified this on Snopes, but it sounds legitimate … A recent study
found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who
mention it.

Cheers
JB