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Originally Posted by ledhedsymbols
And we are those dicks!
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I prefer to be called a penis.
We were watching one of my movies... you know the one where the hero jumps out of the car doing 70MPH with the hot female spy driving, rolls to a stop then fights off 20 ninjas, runs into a building under full auto gun fire, gabs a basket of puppies and runs out of the building, building explodes as he exits throwing him and the puppies into the air, car doing 70MPH returns with the passenger side open, hero and puppies land in the front seat safe and sound and they speed away under full auto gunfire.
Wife says "oh, your movies are SO unrealistic!
I'm like yeah,
Her movie:
Guy and gal bump into each other in the airport, she is a rich heiress engaged to an even richer super hot looking guy who is a jerk... Guy in the airport is a writer... when they bump she spills her starbucks on her designer luggage... he apologizes and offers to pay to have the luggage cleaned... she is infuriated and won't speak to him... their flights are called and they take off in different directions... in the 30 seconds they interacted he fell in love... he finds her on the internet, fly's to her town, several comic/tragic scenes later she falls in love with him, leaves her handsome/rich fiancé at the alter and runs away with the poor writer.
Oh yeah, that happens all the time!