I have just been appointed King of All Airlines and by royal decree, I, uh, decree the following:
- No carry-on luggage. Men get a brief case or small backpack, women the same and a purse. That is it. No exceptions. All checked baggage is checked free of charge.
- Load from the rear seats forward....Without luggage this will be a snap. First class and business can wait. We are all going the same place.
- Anyone over 320lbs buys two seats.
That is it for now. I will discuss flight attendant qualifications soon
