[cairns]

I was next in line, and was greeted with "Hello Captain, How can I help you?" I smiled, asked for the next non-rev seat to LAX and said I was so astonished that she had held her tongue with that last guy. As she handed me my paperwork, she said she had a way of dealing with 'those types'.... Of ourse, I asked, and she leaned a little closer over the counter said.. 'He is going to Miami, his bags are going to Cleveland'.

I love it thank you.