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The financial adviser says, "I have some good news and some bad news."
The CEO replies, "I have had an awful day, let's hear the good news first."
The financial advisor says, "Your wife invested $5,000 in two pictures that are now worth a minimum of $2,000,000."
The CEO replies enthusiastically, "Well done, very good news indeed! You've made my day. Now what's the bad news?"
The financial adviser answers, "The pictures are of you, in bed, with your secretary and she's given them to her divorce attorney."
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Glen
49 Year member of the Porsche Club of America
1985 911 Carrera; 2017 Macan
1986 El Camino with Fuel Injected 350 Crate Engine
My Motto: I will never be too old to have a happy childhood!
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