[Rick V]

How I lost my teeth

I was in the Texas Rose last night, at the bar waiting for a beer, when a butt-ugly, big old heifer (a girl) came up behind me and slapped me on the butt.
She said, “Hey sexy, how about giving me your number.”
I looked at her and said, ”Have you got a pen.”
She said, “I sure do."
I said, “ Well, you better get back in it before the farmer notices you’re missing.”

My dental surgery is on Wednesday...