[herr_oberst]

Originally Posted by Por_sha911

For those that are old enough:
"Wouldn't you really rather have a ______"
Nice, big glass of water?
"Baseball, apple pie, and ______"
A thick slice of melted cheddar cheese!
"I'd walk a mile for a ______"
Chance to cool down before I say something I'll really regret!
"Its the real thing"
Mt. Kilimanjaro

Newer:
"15 minutes could save you 15% or more on ____"
a plate of curly fries
"Hi, I'm Rob Lowe....Don't be like that Rob Lowe; call _____"
A professional counselor to get the monkey off your back