A real story: When I sold my Jeep a year ago, the guy that bought it didn't have but $10K in cash for the transaction - he drove from Atlanta to B'ham to get the Jeep... somehow he thought he was going to get it for $10K period; to make the story short, he popped up a S&W and put it on the table, he scared the **** out of me... and said "this is as far as I can go, $10K and I'll give you my gun..." and the rest is history. Since that day I own this:
And I know NOTHING about guns, haven't even fired up yet...