Some of us, and you know who you are, have lost your man card, due to your unfathomable tastes in ballet, murses, body grooming, and chick movies.
As a first step back to full card carrying manhood, start carrying a Leatherman type tool everywhere. When you repair a Cessna in the air, dismantle a ticking bomb, or rebuild a Land Rover carburetor deep in the outback, you might earn back a probationary man card.
But, wait, TSA keeps taking away your Leatherman tool? Or said tools make unsightly bulges in your skinny jeans? Woe is you. But here is the answer.
How Leatherman Made That Amazing Multi-Tool You Wear on Your Wrist | WIRED
A mix and match set of tools in the form of watch band links. No airport confiscation, no lumps on your sweet hairless thighs.
I want.