[GH85Carrera]

One of my former co-workers had a super funny story. It is even funnier when he was telling it to 5 other guys who all had a few beers in them.

He went on a date with a chick and it was their second date. He was feeling fine and he picked her up at her apartment. They went to a local nice restaurant and had a few drinks and dinner. Things were going OK but he could feel his guts start to rumble on the drive back to her place. She did not intend to invite him on just the second date but he pretty much pushed past her and RAN to the bathroom.

He said now imagine a 20 something chicks bathroom with Pink shag covers on the toilet tank the toilet lid and the carpet around the toilet. He was in a massive hurry and dropped his pants and blew a brown volcano with such force he knew he has just left a big mess to clean up. He was about to gag from the stink and there was no vent fan.

About when he thought he was done another wave hit him. He had been in there for 30 minutes. Then he got that taste in the back of his throat and he knew he was going to puke. He cleaned up enough to stick his face right where he least wanted to put it and puked until he saw his dinner from a week ago.

As he was heaving and straining with his face in the toilet his bowels let go again and he crapped all over his own feet.

All of us there in the room where he was telling this were laughing so hard we could hardly breath.

He just crawled over into her bathtub and started taking off his clothes and trying to wash everything down the drain. She was knocking on the door and asking if he was OK and he was busy puking and crapping while standing naked in her shower trying to rinse off his clothes.

Lets just say there was never a third date. By the time he was emptied out enough to risk going home he had been in there an hour. He said the bathroom was a disaster.

My sides were hurting from laughing so hard. I guess ya really had to be there to hear him tell the story. I have always wished I could find her and hear her side of that story.