[M.D. Holloway]

My Choco Lab - about 25 maybe 30 including directions
My Wife's Guide dog - its high, not confirmed yet but she may be trilingual and understand basic quantum theory (but gets tangled up in string theory, considers Kierkegaard flawed because he reacted negatively to the works of Hegal (but she does have a soft spot for Schopenhauer - I think she thinks he's a dog...), is a staunch critic of Lysenkoism due to its bend towards the fantastic with no direction towards establishing empirical evidence as well as rejecting Jacobinism for its acceptance of violence, enjoys the works of Malthus and his economic considerations because as we all know his theories are based on an economic model which states that as a population increase exponentially and resources increase linearly then there is always going to be a welfare state (I disagree with her but oh well), as well as being a fan of the High Llamas (she likes easy listening)...
Then there is my Daughter's dog - a Chiweenie: 1/2 Chihuahua 1/2 Dachshund...
She doesn't understand anything. In fact she may suffer from being dropped on her head or is from a different dimension and just doesn't get our universe.