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That's as far as they could get without reading the instructions.

There is a part missing, waiting for IKEA to ship another one.

The instructions blew away.

They argued over which part is part D and which bag of screws is F, and it is a Mexican standoff as to whom will finish it.

They realized they don't have anywhere to put it.

They realized it wouldn't fit in the bedroom.

Dad smashed his thumb and the son hasn't come over to finish it yet.

They realized they exceed the weight limit.

It's not a trailer park unless there is at least one non-working appliance in the yard or on the porch and at least one neighbor drives a Pontiac Trans Am. Those are the rules.