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Originally Posted by Noah930
Ok, from a couple days ago, but it's been a ridiculously busy week so I haven't been around here much:
One of the nurses (pretty, blond) in the OR went to a patient to start an IV before her surgery. Another nurse had already tried once and failed. To calm the patient's nerves a little and bolster her with some confidence, the blond nurse said in mock dismay: "Oh, I can't believe xxxxx couldn't get an IV in you. You have great veins. I'm going to have to spank her."
From behind the curtain the next bed over came the instant reply from a 90 year-old man waiting for his surgery: "Then me next."
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It is great what an 90 year old man can say and get away with. My former boss is the one that took "early retirement" at age 92. He was spry and loved to flirt with young pretty ladies. He could hug ladies in ways that would get me slapped. He was funny with the sexual innuendos and all the ladies just laughed.