Quote:
Originally Posted by rcooled
Two dimwits are walking past a dog who's licking his balls.
"Sure wish I could do that", says one.
"Probably should try kissing him first", replies the other.
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The way I heard it was that one guy sitting in the bar sees the dog licking himself in the corner and says to the other guy sitting in the bar, "I wish I could do that." Other guy says, "Yeah, but I bet he'd bite ya."