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Joe Bob lived way back in the woods with his folks. Joe Bob always wanted to try hang gliding, so one day he did. He set off from a high bluff over the family farm feeling like a bird.
Ma looked up and said “Pa, that’s the biggest bird I’ve ever seen”.
Pa said. “Go get my gun”.
BOOM, BOOM, BOOM….
Ma said “Did you get him?”
Pa said “No…. but I made it let go of Joe Bob”