Sounds like you were getting anal glaucoma. Just can't see yer ass going to work. A long vacation can help with that disease.
My wife keeps telling me how luck I am to have my job and I have to agree. Laid back easy going and we make the company money and they keep paying us. Such a deal.
It would so much suck to have to put on real work clothes like a suit or even just a tie.
I like my uniform of shorts and a t-shirt all summer.