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Originally Posted by HardDrive View Post
btw, your idea of having a ruler put on one's manhood had already by done. I had just such a tattoo done. Although in my case, it was a micrometer. One has to do the best with what god gives us.
Reminds me of that old joke.

Guy goes into a bathroom and walks up to the urinal at the same time as a rastrafarian guy.

They both whip it out and first guy glances over and says, "hey, does that say Wendy? I have my girlfriends name tattooed on mine as well"

Rasta guy looks at him and says, "nah man, it say Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day."
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