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There was a girl that lived grew up in my neighborhood that got some tats while in high school. One was a music note behind her ear; I asked her why: "Because I like music!" I asked her if she liked to eat; "well, duh!" I said "Then why not get a matching fork and spoon on your chin?" She also had a name with a date in Roman numerals on her arm. When I asked what that was, she said it was the name of her boyfriend and the date they met. I asked her "Are you going to have enough room for the rest of the names?" For the record, she didn't think either of these were funny.