[Outback Porsche]

And I've had quite a few idiots tear up behind me I've been waiting for the click as they hitch on to my tow bar.

What is it with these boneheads? Why do they think you're going to get out of their way if they come speeding up behind you and sit a foot off your bumper? If it's supposed to be intimidating it's not working, dickhead!

Btw, morning gents.