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Wow. Wife's friend came over at 10 am. Ate lunch over here

She went for a hike with my wife. They came back and she took a shower because she said when she gets home it will be too late. Oh boy! In for the long haul.

I cooked and fed her dinner. Still here. They are just talking. My house is small and I can't just sit here and watch basketball.

Oh boy. My wife is yawning but the obvious hint is lost in translation.
My wine supply is dwindling.

Any fun house guest stories to share?