[Crowbob]

If diplomacy doesn't work you can always bomb 'em. The interesting thing is these people who are unable or refuse to take the hints are generally NOT going to be insulted in any way by flat out telling them it's time to leave. Even if they are insulted or whatever, who cares? These are not friends. Next time do what I do-don't answer the door.

Went to a small family dinner party a few weeks ago. Four people were invited. 15 people, including 3 snot buckets and a toddler showed up. My solution was to be first in line at the buffet table. The hostess was clearly not amused by the hoard of uninvited in-laws.

Disambiguation: She was PO'd.