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Originally Posted by Hawkeye's-911T
In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
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A visitor was walking with a farmer across his pasture. There were two small spaces fenced off on a hill in the middle of the pasture.
"What's that all about?" ask the visitor.
"That place over there is where I first had sex, and that spot over there is where her mother stood and watched."
"She watched? What the heck did she have to say about it?"
"Bahhhh..."