[Oh Haha]

Daughter was 3 when she wandered out of our gated yard to go to the park. Her brother started down the road with her but then changed his mind and came back to tell on her.

She was fine and I got to meet a couple of nice officers that were called for a "toddler in distress". She was only a block from our house but around the corner. When the cop asked me if I was her father I about bit his head off. He then asked me her birthdate and middle name and I drew an absolute ****** blank. My shaking hands finally just gave him my wallet. I think I aged 30 years in a half hour.