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Originally Posted by RKDinOKC
Oh, I CAN cook. Just not very motivated to actually do it. Especially if the instructions have any association with a colostomy bag.  |
Well, it seems every whole chicken I buy has a bag of gross parts stuffed into the center of the chicken. How I always manage to pick the chicken that had a colostomy I guess is something of a vast conspiracy.
If I was truly starving I might check out those parts and see if there is anything to eat but since a major goal of mine is to never get that hungry I just toss that bag of gross parts. So far I have successfully avoided starvation. That is one reason I don't have any desire to go camping. I hear stories of campers and backpackers getting lost and having to eat bugs and earthworms. I prefer motels with a free Continental breakfast and free coffee. Bugs and worms are off my regular menu.
My wife sends me out on hunting - gathering missions looking for food. I find places with big signs out front and easy parking. I just let them have a little piece of plastic I carry in my wallet and they give me exactly the food I wanted. It is a cool skill I developed long ago.