[jyl]

Time for a good, paranoid, histronic gun thread!

The mission: pick the best gun for roadie cycling.

Roadie cycling means wearing skin tight lycra jersey and padded shorts, riding an ultra light carbon fiber bike that you've obsessively stripped of every unneeded gram.

The scenario is, you are riding alone on a path through a wooded area, some sketchy men are standing on the path, as you ride by one pushes you hard and as you tumble to the ground, they all come for you. Oh, and maybe you're a woman.

What gun will you pack for this dire eventuality? We need absolutely minimum weight, corrosion resistance (rain, sweat), concealable in a jersey pocket (unless you have an alternative carrying solution).