Congratulations! Married life is great, I think? Were going on 20 years. There is some stuff that you will learn to just let slide though, You can think it but just don't say it. You'll know when you've goofed up as the beer can will have to much momentum behind it if it even shows up at all
Oh yeah if she asks you if her butt looks to big? the answer is always NO. And get your aniversary date tatooed on your arm, or I use it as a code on a garage door opener or something.
Cheers and have fun
