[billjam]

Ever wondered what the difference between Granny and Grandad is?
A five year old granddaughter is usually taken to her primary school daily by her grandfather. But, one day when he had a bad cold his wife took the grandchild.

That night she told her parents that the ride to school with Granny was very different!

"What made it different?" asked her parents.

"Gran and I didn't see a single tosser, blind bastard, dickhead, foreign prick or wanker anywhere on the way to school today!"