[Rick V]

When I used to work at the mega dealer I was always chosen for the random wiz quiz, they knew I was safe, that way the insurance was satisfied and the GM could keep on doing lines on his desk.
Like I care.
Last time I had to go they were training some new chick who took her job way to seriously, and I had some fun with her. I did the empty my pockets and lock my stuff up thing, then she reached into my pockets to check, I signed a couple of papers and she reached into my pockets again, I told her she had already done that, then she said I had to take off my cowboy boots, and that was when I let her have it, I tool off my boots, I undid my belt, the snap on my jeans and unzipped, she stopped me as the jeans were heading to the floor. I told her I was going to get undressed and that she could hold it while I gave my sample. The chick training her busted out laughing and said that I was clean just go ahead, so before I turned away I asked the newbie if she was sure she didn't want to hold it. She was not amused but her trainer thought it was funny.